Rudy? John? Hillary? Men is pleased to present an election slate with a helluva lot more appeal than all the presidential wannabes—and without the wrangling, the rhetoric, and, most important, the clothes.
Of the 40 superstuds up for 2007 Man of the Year, each of our contenders is electable and erectable. Whether you support a platform that’s liberal or conservative, hairy or smooth, or cut or uncut, you’re bound to find the perfect candidate to get behind (or kneel in front of).
This is a vital decision, one that will affect the fantasies of future generations. Size up each man and his position on the issues (or the issue of his positions) and cast your vote!

2006 Man of the Year Zeb Atlas
(No, you cannot vote for Zeb!)